Your taking Scouting too seriously if...

You decide to lash together the new deck on the back of your house

You plan to serve foil meals at your next dinner party

You walk home from the pub with a coffee mug and torch hanging from your belt

You raise your hand in the scout sign for quiet at a heated business meeting

You were arrested by airport security because you wouldn't give up your pocket knife

You didn't mind losing power to your house for three days

Your plans for remodeling the bathroom include digging the hole deeper

You can start a fire by rubbing two sticks together

Toilets at camp start becoming comfortable

You gave your wife a mummy sleeping bag rated for -15 deg F for Christmas

You name one of your kids Baden

You can recite the Cub Law and Promise backwards, in order, in 3 seconds flat

You can't eat eggs anymore without making eggy bread

You plan to get rich by writing a best selling Camp cook book

You can only do cooking for 4 if it involves cooking in a big billie

You're Sunday best is your Scout uniform

You know your a Cub Scout Leader when...

Twenty Cubs cheer when you step into the meeting room; then you realise that you are the only one with the key to the cupboard where the football is.

You can clearly explain to a misty-eyed little chap why his Dad's stamp collection does NOT qualify him for his Collector's badge.

You can ignore getting hit in the face with a wayward ball.

You find that old joke just as funny the 15th time around.

You're sitting in a restaurant with a friend and he asks you what Scouts is all about and the restaurant closes before you finish.

Your pack is unusually quiet and you worry.

Someone offers to shake your hand and you automatically extend the left one.

The phrase "Group Committee Meeting" fills you with dread and forboding.

A parent comments on the noise in the room and you don't know what he's talking about.

Someone says "You have to be a bit crazy to be doing this!" and you nod and smile knowingly.

Your stood in a supermarket and from the other side you hear 'Akela!' being screamed at the top of some kids lungs, and everyone is looking at you.

You arrive home from summer camp and imediately start thinking about where to go for next year's summer camp.

Your explaining to the Fire Station Officer that they are not normally this hyper.